a few tidbits from yesterday

Nolan:
Mom- if somebody from Asia wanted to go the Washington State Park, they'd have to walk a reaaaaally really far way, right?

So if we're ever in a tornado outside with a bunch of people, we should all just try to run into the house (he is obsessed with tornadoes right now). I mean, everyone except for the old ladies. Old ladies can't run.

aila: looking at a little buddha statue

this is buddha. he has a biiiig betty (belly).
he is eating too much food.

and look at his nibbles (nipples) they are very ouchy.
his nibble could poke you in da eyes.