we need better batteries

mid-baseball game as he is getting his glove on to go to the outfield after crossing home base.

me: good running out there, did you have your blasters on??
nolan: sorry mom, my blasters ran out of batteries. the only way to recharge them is with some water. you got some??

if you work hard enough, you can be whatever you want to be

when i grow up, can i be a teacher, and a drummer, AND a ninja?